The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Going up to girls like
“Hey im weak, a geek and out of your league”
Im so mad at the fact that im like 5’4 and i play soccer, and im pretty good and my team is as well…but whats the case? there the same size as me and even smaller…and its so frustrating when we play cuz we see fucking 15 yr olds that are fucking 6ft tall and weigh like 140 pounds and im here 5’4 weighing freaking 105 pounds and im all like
"No, we werent readyyy"
“Da fuq no you cant grow anymore man”
“I want what theyre having”
“Can someone check their god damn age or something?”
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine